| | people always say my xanga is funny but i never really write about anything about myself of about my life. well this is to all you bitches.
ok my life..hmmm. it started when i was about 5 years old and my family went camping and my dad gave me my first sip of beer. and oh my was it gross but little did i know that it would only be gross for a short while. so i was 5 and im camping and there are fires and hot lamps and stuff. my mom says "dont touch the lamps they are "bery hot"(yah shes a fob). so what do i do. of course i touch taht suckker and boy was that shit hot.
...few years later i started playing with fire. and oh boy is fire fun. it was forth of july, oh sometime between the age of 5 and 20 and i first discovored how much fun fire was. so all the other kids in my block are playing with their fireworks and me, im playing with fire. i look around and see all kids and their little flashing lights (pussy shit). the whole time they are playying with their childrens toys i am devising a plan to make the coolest fire in the world, well at least for a 6year old. so for about two hours i set stuff up. so when the kids stop fucking around thats when i started my shit. i got blocks of wood, gasoline, and about 40bucks worth of fireworks and throw it in a big ass pile. im a pretty smart kid and know better than getting really close to fires so i make my own flame thrower with my wd40 and a lighter. i light the fire from a distance. ok so im the only kid with a bicycle helmet on and a can of wd40 in his hand.(aka coolest kid on the block). i count down 5..4.3..2.1 boom. i light that fire like theres no tommorow and that fire was bout 10feet tall and sparks were blowing everywhere. that was about the most fun a 6year old could have. all the kids come to my house and watch the fire burn. see stupid kids dont understand...fireworks only last for a few seconds while fires last for fucking hours! of course one my neighbors parents told on me and i was in deep shit with my parents.
theire are so many stories with me and fire. im not sure if its safe to say all the things i did. doesnt it suck having a 6year old kid being cooler than you are right now. yah welcome to my life
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