| | How to scuba part two
Not having any luck with the ladies? Well do we have a solution for you. After watching this video you will be the biggest pimp in "da club"
So u've seen all the infomercials on how to be scuba, you followed the 10 easy steps and u still arnt scuba well have I got the thing for you. For only 15.95 you can be scuba not just once but twice. For this one time special offer you will not only get how to be scuba 2 but also part 1 for the same low price. Infact if you order in the next 2minutes we will slash the price in 2. So now you can get both instructional videos for only 29.90. That’s right only 29.90. Now you can’t beat that with a baseball bat.
If you followed the 10 easy steps from the first video then this will be a as easy and tying your shoe. And yes I am aware that I cannot tie my own shoe but that is the reason im selling this video. So I can buy some lace less shoes.
Ok are you ready?
Step 1
Go to a club in a kids costume and hit on every girl there. (I.e. a batman costume)
If after about 20girls you still don’t have any numbers put your mask on it might help.
Step 2
Wear a cup so your woooot looks bigger. Preferably a metal one for self-defense
Step 3
Go behind the hottest girl in the club and start dancing behind her **be really close to her** if you have completed step 2 correctly then you can skip to step 9
Step 4
If step 3 resulted in getting slapped in the face or her boyfriend wanting to fight you then here is where the metal cup comes in handy. And remember kids if all else fails just run really fast.
Step 5
Sneak back in the club after running like a little biotch that you are. Go to the bar and get a few drinks. Remember don’t pass out vp (cough cough)
Step 6
Go to the bathroom and practice rapping some 50cents songs. Ladies love the 50. Included in this video is some "gangster rap".
Step 7
After raping to yourself in the bathroom go back to the bar and walk up to pretty lady (remember drinking helps girls get prettier). If you say the next line correctly you will have the "same girl sleepin' your bed evy' night". Simple use the raping you practice in the bathroom and say "you baby you must be thirsty cause u been walking thru my mind all night long..(Momentary pause)...let me buy you a drink (then insert a line that degrades women i.e. hoe, bitch, slut, hood rat)".
Step 8
If by now you don’t have a girl by now then it is time to but Ur mask back on and got hit on fat girls. Cause fat girls need loving too and hey if you don’t have a girl by step 8 then apparently you need loving too.
Step 9
Take the hoe I mean lady apartment or your parents basement Turn the lights down low (off if u had to go thru step 8) and do the your “thang”
Step 10
After you have done the thang kick the bitch out of your place. And call your comic book club buddies and tell them u got laid. You are have now successfully completed how to be scuba part 2 and now are a god amgsust your loser I mean comic book friend.
*This has been tested repeatedly and is sure to work. I would also like to thank my cousin bean for helping out with this video. If it wasn’t for him I wouldn’t have a test dummy I mean happy birthday bean?
The end.
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