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Name: su fucking jan
State: California
Birthday: 7/16/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: snow skate and surf
Expertise: i can fucking stand there really well does that count?
Occupation: Retired
Message: message me
AIM:  scuba sewj
Member Since:
9/17/2004
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| top 10 no particular order
motion city soundtrack
death from above
kaiser cheifs
hawthorne heights
louis xiv
the faint
the sleeping
my chemical romance (old shittt)
the lamented
the killers
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| people always say my xanga is funny but i never really write about anything about myself of about my life. well this is to all you bitches.
ok my life..hmmm. it started when i was about 5 years old and my family went camping and my dad gave me my first sip of beer. and oh my was it gross but little did i know that it would only be gross for a short while. so i was 5 and im camping and there are fires and hot lamps and stuff. my mom says "dont touch the lamps they are "bery hot"(yah shes a fob). so what do i do. of course i touch taht suckker and boy was that shit hot.
...few years later i started playing with fire. and oh boy is fire fun. it was forth of july, oh sometime between the age of 5 and 20 and i first discovored how much fun fire was. so all the other kids in my block are playing with their fireworks and me, im playing with fire. i look around and see all kids and their little flashing lights (pussy shit). the whole time they are playying with their childrens toys i am devising a plan to make the coolest fire in the world, well at least for a 6year old. so for about two hours i set stuff up. so when the kids stop fucking around thats when i started my shit. i got blocks of wood, gasoline, and about 40bucks worth of fireworks and throw it in a big ass pile. im a pretty smart kid and know better than getting really close to fires so i make my own flame thrower with my wd40 and a lighter. i light the fire from a distance. ok so im the only kid with a bicycle helmet on and a can of wd40 in his hand.(aka coolest kid on the block). i count down 5..4.3..2.1 boom. i light that fire like theres no tommorow and that fire was bout 10feet tall and sparks were blowing everywhere. that was about the most fun a 6year old could have. all the kids come to my house and watch the fire burn. see stupid kids dont understand...fireworks only last for a few seconds while fires last for fucking hours! of course one my neighbors parents told on me and i was in deep shit with my parents.
theire are so many stories with me and fire. im not sure if its safe to say all the things i did. doesnt it suck having a 6year old kid being cooler than you are right now. yah welcome to my life
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| How to scuba part two
Not having any luck with the ladies? Well do we have a solution for you. After watching this video you will be the biggest pimp in "da club"
So u've seen all the infomercials on how to be scuba, you followed the 10 easy steps and u still arnt scuba well have I got the thing for you. For only 15.95 you can be scuba not just once but twice. For this one time special offer you will not only get how to be scuba 2 but also part 1 for the same low price. Infact if you order in the next 2minutes we will slash the price in 2. So now you can get both instructional videos for only 29.90. That’s right only 29.90. Now you can’t beat that with a baseball bat.
If you followed the 10 easy steps from the first video then this will be a as easy and tying your shoe. And yes I am aware that I cannot tie my own shoe but that is the reason im selling this video. So I can buy some lace less shoes.
Ok are you ready?
Step 1
Go to a club in a kids costume and hit on every girl there. (I.e. a batman costume)
If after about 20girls you still don’t have any numbers put your mask on it might help.
Step 2
Wear a cup so your woooot looks bigger. Preferably a metal one for self-defense
Step 3
Go behind the hottest girl in the club and start dancing behind her **be really close to her** if you have completed step 2 correctly then you can skip to step 9
Step 4
If step 3 resulted in getting slapped in the face or her boyfriend wanting to fight you then here is where the metal cup comes in handy. And remember kids if all else fails just run really fast.
Step 5
Sneak back in the club after running like a little biotch that you are. Go to the bar and get a few drinks. Remember don’t pass out vp (cough cough)
Step 6
Go to the bathroom and practice rapping some 50cents songs. Ladies love the 50. Included in this video is some "gangster rap".
Step 7
After raping to yourself in the bathroom go back to the bar and walk up to pretty lady (remember drinking helps girls get prettier). If you say the next line correctly you will have the "same girl sleepin' your bed evy' night". Simple use the raping you practice in the bathroom and say "you baby you must be thirsty cause u been walking thru my mind all night long..(Momentary pause)...let me buy you a drink (then insert a line that degrades women i.e. hoe, bitch, slut, hood rat)".
Step 8
If by now you don’t have a girl by now then it is time to but Ur mask back on and got hit on fat girls. Cause fat girls need loving too and hey if you don’t have a girl by step 8 then apparently you need loving too.
Step 9
Take the hoe I mean lady apartment or your parents basement Turn the lights down low (off if u had to go thru step 8) and do the your “thang”
Step 10
After you have done the thang kick the bitch out of your place. And call your comic book club buddies and tell them u got laid. You are have now successfully completed how to be scuba part 2 and now are a god amgsust your loser I mean comic book friend.
*This has been tested repeatedly and is sure to work. I would also like to thank my cousin bean for helping out with this video. If it wasn’t for him I wouldn’t have a test dummy I mean happy birthday bean?
The end.
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| mr. gangster rap
i have offically changed my name from mc get busy to mr gangster rap. yah i thought it was time for a change. so i know everyone is dying to know what i have been up too or about my adventures. word up to my loyal fans aka people so bored with life that they have to read about mine. anyways during my latest adventure (mammoth) i got sick from eating snow. fucking snow. that was like 3weeks ago and im still sick. haha so then i finally went to the doctors and she gave me all this medicine so now i have to take pills like every fucking fucking fucking hour. i do love doing things the hard way. i think seriously their should be a tv show about me. it could be about a brown kid trying to be white in o.c. i could be on mtv and maybe on an indian channel like z tv. i could just do stupid things randomly maybe get hurt or get in trouble. yah people like that on tv wtf am i talking about the end. and remember kids dying isnt as fun as it looks. | | |
| my life as you know is over. i cant dance. i cant fly and i dont know karate. yah it pretty much sucks. if you dont already know i only had two goals in my life. 1. to fly 2. not to die. and my friends we all know i cant fly. and i think im dead? ok enough bullshit. waves are good. time to go to the bitch. i mean beach | | |
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